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Banji Girl who rescued me

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April 28

Udpate

I know yous are all soooo interested in my fantabulous new life, and you should be, it’s the shit.

So I’m pretty much the Queen of the house now!  I do what I want, when I want. I pooped on some really important papers just to show that I was boss. And, I don’t really care if you are sleeping, if I want to play, Imma wake a bitch up and play. She throws me off the bed, but I just get back up. I’m persistent like that. 

I think today I will continue to chew on the computer cords, you know, just to see what happens. 

April 24
I heard these was more fun when they was on the ground!  It’s true!

I heard these was more fun when they was on the ground!  It’s true!

April 23
This is my “Sorry I used your silk pillows as scratching posts” face. 

This is my “Sorry I used your silk pillows as scratching posts” face. 

April 21
rooseter: New Jazz Fest chair: approved by Marv.  OOOH, gurl, i likes your moves. Let’s ditch our hoomans and have a party! 

rooseter:

New Jazz Fest chair: approved by Marv.

 OOOH, gurl, i likes your moves. Let’s ditch our hoomans and have a party! 

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This is my roommate.  I’m trying to be nice, but bitch didn’t even get me a welcome home present, she spit in my face and ran under the bed. So I ate her food and hid her favorite toy! LaBeija: 1  Bella: 0

This is my roommate.  I’m trying to be nice, but bitch didn’t even get me a welcome home present, she spit in my face and ran under the bed. So I ate her food and hid her favorite toy!

LaBeija: 1  Bella: 0

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What? I do what I want.

What? I do what I want.

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Look how effing cute I am. Don’t make fun of my wonk eye, I will cut you.

Look how effing cute I am. Don’t make fun of my wonk eye, I will cut you.